Life on earth


I hate to be a wet blanket, but you guys on Earth are really stuffing things up right now.

Life on Earth is making that little hollow asteroid look good. You know that’s pretty shocking really. I ate beans and hardtack for crying out loud.

So cut it out and get on with things. Stop killing each other.

I’m seriously considering spending the rest of my life in space. I think I’d rather be traveling about exploring new worlds than living with you lot and with this mess. So there are a few space pirates out there. I’m going to help deal with that.

So I’m going to study hard and make something of myself and then get the hell out of here.